Neighborhood acoustic observatory · since Sep 11
François vs.
The Weed Eater
A completely serious investigation into the tiny engine that refuses to let me enjoy silence.
STATUSLOUDbut documented.
occurrences
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noise days
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days the lawn won
longest known run
2h
official verdict
sus.
The daily disturbance index
Every documented encounter gets a dot. More dots stacked up means more “vrrrrrr”.
not peer reviewed
noise event · one color, one villain
Peace vs. chaos
Quiet days are trying their best.
Peak vrrrrrr
The loudest days enter the hall of fame.
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